ALL THE CONVERSATION IN THIS MOVIE WAS IMPROVISED

Drink a beer in a top hat. Trust me, you won’t feel any taller.  Stand there modestly, sexually aggressive, or proud, like you’ve developed a new sex toy or, perhaps, a way to filibust a kiss. You won’t feel adequate until you find a new hobby in compartmentalizing memories, rearranging names and faces with alternate dreams and places. Remind yourself there’s no difference between getting high off novelty and embracing the novelty of getting high. Neither will offer you relaxation, make you feel tempestuous, give you reason to be boastful or proud. Keep in mind that you won’t want to remember the happiest day of your life. You’ll hate it. It’ll burn your tongue just to speak of it. Your tasteless words will only remind you of the vaudeville days of wrestling, where in hell they call it hell, luchas de apuestas.